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FREEDOM
AND POLITICAL T-SHIRTS
Political,
politically incorrect, patriotic, libertarian and freedom oriented
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First
Amendment
Its a sad state of affairs when I have to resorting to
putting amendments to the Constitution on t-shirts so
people remember what the fuck they are. But with our President
stating, "There ought to be limits to freedom" when referring
to a vocal critic of his campaign it kinda has me worried
some people might not realize there ARE NO LIMITS
delineated in the first amendment. Especially limits regarding
insulting and brow beating our elected "leaders" when
they squander our tax dollars and pursue their own power
and legacy more than the public good.
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Second
Amendment
Ok liberal boy, tell me again how my gun was meant for
militia time service and I should have a license to use
it and Europe is so so much better because of their strict
gun regulations. Did it ever occur to you that the most
crime ridden places in the US also have the toughest gun
laws? You know why, because by definition, criminals break
the law. So when you make me register, license, or otherwise
forbid me a gun, then the only fucker who has one is the
asshole about to rob me and assault my girl. But thanks
for the help fucktard.
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Fourth
Amendment
The third in our series of Amendment t-shirts (we aren't
too worried about soldiers housed in our residences so
we skipped that one) the Fourth Amendment has been routinely
ignored by the Bush Administration and we recommend you
buy one and have us ship it to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
to give the jack-asses there a quick reminded of the oath
they were sworn to uphold. Or just buy one for yourself
and remind the other members of the citizenry that there
are prohibitions to how hard our government can fuck us
if we would ever actually stand up to them.
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Tenth
Amendment
Hey, have you heard about that novel idea that if the
US Constitution doesn't grant the Federal Government a
specific power, it doesn't have it? In the case that the
power is not clearly delineated within the Constitution,
then that power is either given to the State or the People.
Hot fuckin shit. The people have power in the US? God
damn. That's amazing. I never knew it. Too bad, neither
does anyone else. Get the tee and bring education to the
non-civic minded in your world.
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Abhorrent
Things Libertarian
Crazy as it is, one if the few bright spots of hope I
get out of being an incredibly cynical dickead is that
this t-shirt is our best seller on the site. If you can't
make it out from the 100 or so other diatribes contained
throughout the pages of bOffensive, I'm pretty libertarian,
and don't really like state interference with anything,
and I loathe anyone without enough of a backbone to do
whatever it is he sets out to do. So this shirt is my
personal little contribution to kick starting the political
discourse that is sorely lacking from the Democrat Republican
duopoly that is Washington DC right now. (Full t-shirt
text inside)
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Democrats
Tax, Republicans Spend...
...Vote Libertarian. Not that it will change anything,
but at least you won't make yourself sick when you watch
you elected "Conservative" leader voting for a prescription
drug program, or some other bullshit pork laden waste
of legislation. I like a clear conscious and so I pop
off here on this site, get shit off my chest when it bothers
me, and Vote Libertarian.
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Fuck
the IRS
Yeah... I'm not a huge fan of any organization who solely
exists to rape and pillage the citizenry. Income tax in
this country was non-existent for 100 years and was found
unconstitutional in the 1890s. After enough pushing, the
16th Amendment was ratified somewhat dubiously in 1913.
There is way too much nuance to the tax code, the shit
is too bloated, and without spending millions of dollars
each year to pay preparers there would be no way for the
average citizen to even comply with the law.
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I
Flip Off Surveillance Cameras
I really am not such a huge fan of the surveillance state
we currently inhabit. I pay my taxes, generally obey the
law, and for the most part don't cause a whole lot of
problems outside making people uncomfortable with a load
of provocative t-shirts, so why the fuck does everyone
need to spy on me? Government has installed cameras on
everything, and more surreptitiously decided it is a good
idea to keep dossiers on activists. Our elected leaders
have endorsed endless Patriot Act requests, warrantless
wire taps and email interception, and 100 more egregious
violations of my non-existent right to privacy. So in
return, I do the little that I can and flip off surveillance
cameras.
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I
Smoke Deal With It
Okay, look motherfuckers, I don't smoke everyday, but
when I do, get over it. You pussies all have to stare
and act all offended about a whiff of cigarette smoke.
But you drove up to the bar in a Diesel SUV with a 2"
exhaust that is dumping more pollutants into the environment
than I could if I smoked 15 packs straight. So fuck off
ok? And if you try and bother me to sign another bullshit
petition about more taxes on smokes, or eliminating smoking
from bars, I'm going to beat you over the head with your
clipboard before extinguishing a cigarette in your eye.
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Know
Your Enemies
I love this shirt because it is so simple and straight
to the point. You have to know who your enemies are. Who
hates you, and might be out to do you harm. Keep your
eye on those fuckers, because quite frankly, they usually
aren't up to real nice shit. I mean, the owner over at
the competition was poisoned because someone didn't like
his t-shirts. They tried to kill the guy for making goofy
t-shirts, just like the shit here. Who the fuck takes
t-shirt, or really anything that seriously? Fucktards.
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Nuke
Iraq
Can someone tell me why the fuck we still have nuclear
weapons when we refuse to blow shit up? Why are my tax
dollars paying to house these huge missiles when we send
American troops off to the slaughterhouse that Iraq can
be at times? Tell our Jewish buddies we are about to blow
their half of the world off the fucking map and lets just
destroy Iraq, Iran, Syria, and all that other shit in
one fell swoop. No more Muslim-extremists, no more Mecca
to pray to, no more IEDs in the news everyday, and we
can give the Jews half of Mexico, The North half, because
somehow I think they'd be good at cutting down on illegal
immigration.
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War
is the Answer
Yeah so the peaceniks keep popping off that war isn't
the answer. But I haven't heard shit that actually then
explains what the answer is. So I'm going to stick with
War is the Answer. You know why, because if we actually
did what we were capable of doing and blew Iraq sky high
with nukes then that question would be fully answered.
But the fags in our government are too big of pussies
to drop a bomb on anyone anymore. So we go into the desert
and try and kill the lunatics one at a time so we can
be fair in giving them a chance. Wouldn't be nice to thoroughly
kick their ass off the fucking map.
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The
French Still Suck
Since when do we really care at all what the French think?
I can't get over the fact that some liberal goof balls
act as if we should care what the French say about us
while they nibble on a baguette and sip some aged wine.
Who fucking cares about those soft ass bitches. They screwed
us years ago with the XYZ affair, and they lose more wars
than the Raiders lose football games. Once they get a
pair of nuts I'll think about listening to their bullshit.
Until then, They Still Suck.
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The
More Corrupt the State...
...The More Numerous the Laws. How perfectly observant
is this t-shirt? Back in the day we had a simple Constitution,
simple local laws that forbid the most egregious of crimes
against your neighbor, and that was about it. Nowadays,
if you say the wrong word on TV, you pay the piper. You
decide to sell some porn in Alabama, you go to jail for
violating community standards. You don't put on your government
approved safety helmet or seatbelt you pay the fine. Fuck
all your bullshit laws to protect me from myself. What
the fuck happened to FREEDOM?
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Jack
Bauer...
...100% Certified Bad Ass Patriot. You know this mother
fucker's hard core. And if we had a few more agents like
Jack in our "Real World" CTU we'd be a whole lot better
off. I don't want to know about him, I don't want to hear
about him, I just want him out kicking ass and taking
names. Full t-shirt text included inside.
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Who
is John Galt?
I'd honestly love to tell you. But this is one of those
kinda questions you need to search out the answer for
on your own. Because you cannot ever get something given
to you that has the same bearing and weight as that which
you obtain through the sweat from your own brow. So when
you have a bit of time, and have a mind open enough to
contemplate, go out and look for yourself, and find out,
Who is John Galt?
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