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RACE
AND ETHNICITY T-SHIRTS
T-shirts
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Asians
Shouldn't Drive
And you know this shit is fact. Ten to one next time you
get cutoff by someone merging on the freeway at 30MPH
(instead of a normal 65) or have someone pull a left turn
right in front of you, it is an Asian driver. Now you
know I love the Asian girls, I pop off about that all
over this site, but I will not get in the passenger seat
with any of those women anymore. Already nearly been killed
twice when Asian girls I was riding with put me through
a six car pile up on the 605 and flew over a few curbs
pulling into a Smart n' Final parking lot. Fuck that,
the girls are hot, but they drive like shit.
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Ebonics...
...How white people pretend uneducated black folks aren't
as dumb as they sound. Ebonics isn't a language, it may
well be a dialect, but giving it some credence and acting
like it has actual merit in anyway is a disservice to
people everywhere. We don't need to pity black people
and lower the bar. We need to call Ebonics what it is,
the language of uneducated people. White folks have their
own uneducated class of "Rednecks" and "Southern Hillbillies"
that speak in another simple and stupid dialect, so this
isn't racial issue. This is an education issue, and stupidity
anywhere isn't changed by giving it a fancy name and making
it acceptable.
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Where
All The White Women At?
Yeah, this one really isn't so much a shirt I have to
bust out, but I've had plenty of requests for more gear
from the "Interracial" crowd so I had to add some content.
This damn fine garment sports a hottie crawling on her
knees with the text, "Where all the white women at?" emblazoned
across the chest. Its a perfect introduction for the guy
who doesn't want to have to utter a word.
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English
Mutha F**ker...
...Do you speak it? I mean seriously folks, if you've
been here over 6 months, get a basic grip on the language.
I don't expect you to be using words like pulchritude,
but at least be able to order a burger in McDonald's without,
"Uno hamburgesa con lechuga y tomate pero no queso por
favor." And yeah, I know maybe I fucked up some of that,
but damn, if I can do simple Spanish and I don't even
live in a Spanish speaking country, you can get the basics
of English down.
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No
Amnesty...
...Deport all Illegals Now. I cannot understand why this
causes such controversy. Why is it that some wacko-liberals
love to act like it is okay to break the law and sneak
into the country if you have a good reason. I mean seriously,
I think other countries suck too, but that doesn't mean
you get to just show up here and expect a big hug. What
if my apartment sucked and I just decided to move into
my neighbors because he left it unlocked. Do I get to
stay because I've been there hiding in the closet a week?
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No
Me Chingues...
...Speak English. Yeah, because even though I speak some
wicked broken Spang-lesh, you need to get your shit together
and get rollin' on the English. Especially if you have
been here more than a year or so. And for the whitey motherfuckers
in the audience, No Me Chingues roughly translates to
"Don't Fucking Annoy Me..."
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Token
We all have a good friend who this tee would be perfect
for. The one Asian guy that hangs out with your group
of white friends. The Eminem in your posse of Dre, Dogg,
and more. You know him, and you might be him, so why not
get the t-shirt that will make him feel as special as
you know he is. Nothing says I really like you as much
as telling someone they are different.
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Fuck
Whitey
Simple, elegant, and sexy. Just how we like our politically
incorrect race-baiting t-shirts. In all honesty, this
shirt is so inoffensive, that is shouldn't even be here.
But inasmuch as walking down the street with it on causes
a whole slew of white folks to look at me like I am incredibly
confused, I leave it here for posterity. Its a great conversation
starter, and it truly brings about the faces of "White
Guilt" that most "Whiteys" try to hide behind lines like,
"No, I have a really good black friend...."
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