B a Model

That's right, bOffensive is giving your homely ass the opportunity to be a model for our site... and we don't even give a damn if you're ugly or not....

Well, actually that all depends..... if you want to be a "real" model for the site and find yourself on our print materials, in the navigation images, on advertising banners, and on any of our bOffensive MySpace pages.... then you actually have to look good.... (and we'll even hook you up with cash, gear and more..... interested models, photographers, or others should drop a line to info at boffensive dot com for details...)

But if you are an ugly fuck... all isn't lost..... just be the first joker to send us your pic in one of our tees, and we'll make you the default image for that shirt.... You'll get to take the place of our boring simple shirt image and fill the position with your beautious self.... and you can then go all about the world telling folks you modeled for this cool bad-ass apparel company and your picture is even online to prove it.....

As with all things in life, there are a few conditions... one, we might edit you.... two, the pic needs to clearly show the shirt message.... three, if you have random obscene or naked shit in the image we might crop it out.... four, we can make up new rules and decisions whenever and we don't have to tell you about it....

So basically, send us your pic and we'll swap you into the line-up.... if someone's already in the spot for the t-shirt you bought, send a pic anyway.... if you're better looking, or your picture is better than what we've got, we'll probably swap you in instead....

Anyway, email photos, short porn videos, and the like to info at boffensive dot com...